That Weekend

I think this quote from my Haggis Adventures tour guides pretty much sums up my weekend:
R: "Well, you know. Eilean Donan Castle. It's on that Times' list: 'Top 50 things to do before you die.' It's like for-ee three or some'in'. "
G: "Number one is of course to 'Visit Scotland'. And number twen-ee is 'Go on a 4 hour booze cruise on Loch Ness'."

Or another good one:
R: "Now look at that loch to the left. Sometimes you'll see...pigeons...Pigeons?! I meant dolphins. Yeah. I guess there's pigeons, too."

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